MattNortz

Aloha, peepz.  Since it's been a while, I will reward yall nastys with what my Birthday Gifts were:
5 canvases
Huge Brush Set
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Two books on Dali
Oil Paints

I am also Leaving for Tokyo in 2 weeks, so message me on facebook if you want a souvenir. (please, do NOT ask for me to buy hentai doujins there). I made that mistake before- back in viet-bloody-nam.

I've been thinking about leaving dA for a long time, but can't decide if I should. I mean, I hardly ever go on anymore (thanks to sweetnightassassin) and uploading shit is such a pain en la boite. This account is just floating around in cyberspace, taking up dark matter. What do you guise think I should do?

( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(x) Are / Been In Love
( ) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantart friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
( ) Met Someone Through Internet
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
( ) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
( ) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake
(x) Killed A Snake
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
(x) Won A Contest
(x) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
( ) Had / Have Braces
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
(?) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like you were dying
(x) Cried to sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
( ) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
(x) Crashed A Party
(x) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
(maybe) Been Humped By A Monkey
(x) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
(maybe) Kicked A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
( ) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
(x) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have / had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
(x) Visited Jail
(x) Played Chicken
( ) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(x) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed
( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
(x) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
(x) Been Black Mailed
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
(x) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas

I HATE BRUNO MARS

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